"yay, dyke bitch from nip/tuck has her oozy cooze all up in dexter's piece"
Wow I just used the word "cooze" for the first time in I don't even know how long. Seriously, when I think about it, I'm not sure I've ever actually uttered the word. It just makes me feel. . . dirty and shameful. It strikes me as super offensive, like the other C word, but with promiscuous undertones. Alluring, yet tawdry. That sounds like I'm describing a wine.
This '97 Cooze de Fête smells of musk, chocolate, and earth; however, its legs are shit.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh holy shit I just scarred myself for life:
This is what happens when I Google image search "wine glass vagina" with the filter turned off:
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What is wrong with people??? Oh well, whatever, I hope that bitch got paid a lot and maybe even enjoyed the process. Good for her deadly, scary, Pinhead-from-Hellraiser-looking COOZE.
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